Okay tooth fairy. I know typically, you are in the business of taking teeth away, but I have a special request: BRING 'EM ON!!!!!
You see, our dear son is toothless. Thirteen and a half months, and toothless. What's worse, is that the wee lad has been teething since FOUR MONTHS.
Yep, you heard me right, four months. The signs have all been there, yet the evidence is lurking behind some really thick gums.
So, please, if you can, sprinkle your magic fairy dust over Kansas City. Like, right now, because he's napping.
I don't care if he wakes up looking like Steven Tyler.
I just want some teeth.