Mom: I bought Add some new polo orange jeans today.
Me: To wear with the orange coat you just got him?
Mom: He doesn't have to wear them at the same time.
Me: You're out of control with the shopping.
Mom: But it's such a great sale
Me: I'm making a salad with goat cheese-your fave.
Mom: I was at whole foods the other day. They had goat cheese samples and I took one because I was starving. It was so gross. I went back for another though.
Me: That's how I am at Costco. The poor demonstrator can't even finish her schpeel and I'm shoving something that I normally wouldn't even look at down the hatch.
Mom: I know, I always feel bad so I put whatever they're selling in my cart, and then I go put it back in the isle somewhere.
Me: You're horrible--wait-did you hear Micheal Jackson's death is being ruled as a homicide?
Mom: Yeah, and his doctor is an idiot.
Mom: our neighbor got busted for selling drugs...
Me: now it makes sense as to why he drives that Hummer.