Dear Sarah Jessica, you can do no wrong. I heart, heart, heart you.
This dress is beyond. But I hate that her face is so monochromatic.
Hannah, your hair is shear genius, and when I saw a close up of your eyes, I choked up. But that dress is so ill fitting, and WAY too old for you. You're grounded.
Maggs, the top of this number has serious potential. Then my eye reaches your knee area, and all I can think of is a bottle of Hawiian Tropic.
Remember in the 80s when it was cool to put rubber bands all the way down your pony tail? That's what this reminds me of.
I am having flashbacks of wearing one of those devices that allows you to hands- free breast pump. Know what else this reminds me of? That Janet Jackson cover where the guy is standing behind her, holding her boobies. Awful. Just awful. The fact that I love the color with the red lip means nothing anymore.
If this dress were a wee bit shorter, I would be able to sleep tonight. Oh, and change your shoes.
I am having flashbacks of wearing one of those devices that allows you to hands- free breast pump. Know what else this reminds me of? That Janet Jackson cover where the guy is standing behind her, holding her boobies. Awful. Just awful. The fact that I love the color with the red lip means nothing anymore.
If this dress were a wee bit shorter, I would be able to sleep tonight. Oh, and change your shoes.
4 comments:
I am beside myself over SJP's dress. HANDS DOWN my fav of the night. Brought tears to my eyes, no joke. Beyond.
For sure the best Oscar fashion recap. I think you should have your own show.
I don't know what was with the monochromatic faces this year, but a lot of gals did it. Not a fan.
agree wholeheartedly on SJP... although i was majorly in the minority of the group that i watched the red carpet coverage with. she takes major risks and i love her. also - your interpretation of krug's dress? priceless. :)
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