Channeling Liberace.

I found this amazing Etsy seller, Fabulousmess through cute Maria's blog.

I hyperventilated when I stumbled upon these chairs!!!

I began racking my brain trying to think of how I could come up with 2 grand FAST.

I thought about those mother's from Toddlers and Tiaras, and how they pimp their kids out. My little boy is always being mistaken for a girl! This could work!

But then I thought about all of the money I would have to spend on feather boa's and dresses. Then there's the possible psychological damage it could do later on down the road.

I briefly thought about my purse collection, and selling them on ebay, but then I became extremely shaky and threw up. Not gonna work.

I wonder if she would consider a lifetime supply of whoopie pies?

A payment plan?

Sympathy for a 6 month pregnant woman who's back is killing her, and just wants some fabulous chairs to rest in???